My hand turned me down
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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