I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
