So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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