I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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