ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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