i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
