we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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