I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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