So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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