Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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