there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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