Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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