marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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