miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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