I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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