you didnt know i had herpes?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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