4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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