i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I need water and some morals
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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