I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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