Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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