I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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