he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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