You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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