Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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