i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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