No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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