I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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