on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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