I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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