i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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