so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I have surprise drugs for everyone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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