what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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