where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
