The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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