More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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