scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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