plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i think i just lost a toe
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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