All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Apparently you make a good broom.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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