im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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