on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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