Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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