Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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