This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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