watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
