Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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