So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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