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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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