spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Shame - the story of my life.
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