i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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