i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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